🎟️ 22p ENTRY 🎁 £200 PRIZE 🎰 FREE BONUS SLOTS* 🎟️ 10 TICKETS = 1 FREE SPIN 💳 WIN UP TO £20 CREDIT 🍳 10 AM: Breakfast of Champions, Literally Forget cereal—you’re diving fork-first into a three-tier pancake monstrosity, drizzled with imported maple syrup and served on a golden plate. Add a mimosa for that “main character” energy. £30 down, and you’ve officially peaked before 9 AM. 🦜 12 pm: Adopt a Parrot for the Day Swing by a quirky pet rental spot (these definitely exist in some cities) and hire yourself a sassy parrot. Name it Captain Squawk and let it ride on your shoulder as you take over the town. £40 gone, but the Instagram likes will be priceless. 🚌 2 PM: Bus City Tour – With Your Parrot (“Tell them it’s your support animal”) 🦜 You’ve decided to spice up your classic city sightseeing tour by bringing along a parrot. Why not? For £15, you hop onto an open-top bus, landmarks ahead, and Captain Squawk perched proudly on your shoulder. Sure, some might call it unconventional, but you call it genius. 🛍️ 4 PM: Mini Shopping Spree Spend £40 on those PJs to finish off your day... Go on, you've been eyeing them up all day 🎩 7 PM: Impromptu Costume Party Head to a fancy dress shop, pick the most absurd outfit for £40 (yes, you’re now a 19th-century aristocrat), and go crash a party, telling them youre a friend of Geoff. 🍷 10 PM: Wine & Snacks Pop by the supermarket on your way home and pick up up the fanciest cheese platter and wine they offer Head home, get tthose PJs on and climb into bed. Nothing left, but you've had the best day... No regrets. *Max 99 spins per order